Mental Disorder Test

Obama’s Revenge

Men judge women in milliseconds

"Men take a fraction of a second to decide if they are attracted to a woman or not – but they should not be called shallow because they are genetically programmed to do so, scientists say. "

 

Glasses.......

Glasses they change perspective :)

See how a person is viewed if he wears a glass :P

Border Agent Put His Wife on Terrorist List

 Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home
 
An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.
He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.
As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.
The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
The incident is likely to raise new questions over levels of efficiency in the UK Border Agency, the organisation formed nearly three years ago by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith

Chinese teen sells his kidney for an iPad 2 :)

A Chinese teenager was so desperate to acquire the new iPad 2 that he sold one of his kidneys for just £2,000 to pay for it, according to reports.

The 17-year-old boy, identified only by his surname, “Zheng”, confessed to his mother that he had sold the kidney after spotting an online advertisement offering cash to anyone prepared to become an organ donor.

“I wanted to buy an iPad 2, but I didn’t have the money,” the boy told Shenzhen TV in the southern province of Guangdong, “When I surfed the internet I found an advert posted online by agent saying they were able to pay RMB20,000 to buy a kidney.” After negotiations, the boy travelled north to the city of Chenzhou in Hunan Province where the kidney was removed at a local hospital which discharged him after three days, paying a total of RMB22,000 for the organ.
Trading organs online is a common practice in China, despite repeated attempts by China’s government to stamp out the practice. Last year Japanese television reported that a group of “transplant tourists” had paid £50,000 to receive new kidneys in China.

5 Fun Facts about Money

We all know what money is and some of us even have some. But there are a lot of fun facts that none of us know about. Some of these facts are ridiculous, some informative and some can even make you rich, or richer than you were before you knew. Here are 5 fun facts of varying types to help fill your heads with more useless knowledge.

On top of Preikestolen

Preikestolen or Prekestolen, also known by the English translations of Preacher’s Pulpit or Pulpit Rock, and by the old local name Hyvlatonnå, is a massive cliff 604 metres (1982 feet) above Lysefjorden, opposite the Kjerag plateau, in Forsand, Ryfylke, Norway. The top of the cliff is approximately 25 by 25 metres (82 by 82 feet) square and almost flat, and is a famous tourist attraction in Norway. (wikipedia)

A short history of Skype

Famous Fictional Cars

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Why I Fired My Secretary

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch… Naked.

12 Stupid Celebrity Quotes

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”

“What’s Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?”
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me”
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
”If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

9 Bizarre Tattoos

Practically everyone has a tattoo these days, and some of them can be pretty peculiar. In fact, there are hundreds of tats that are just downright weird. It’s hard to imagine what was on the minds of the people who got these bizarre tattoos:
Living Skeleton Tattoo

In a nod to the inevitable, this bonehead has decided if you can’t beat death, you might as well join it. His body looks like a skeleton, he has spider webs in his ears, and his brain is exposed. What a trendsetter!

Drew Has Bowling

Just in case Drew might forget about bowling on Thursday, now he has a reminder with him everywhere he goes, even to the grave.


Ugly Face Tattoo

As if this guy wasn’t ugly enough, he had to go and make it worse with a face full of magic marker doodles. The outdated glasses, checkered shirt and nose ring add a scintillating touch of porcine style to his tattoos.

Tongue Tattoo

Can this be for real? The tattoo is hellish enough on its own, but the thought of what this bimbo went through to have it permanently engraved inside her mouth is too sick. Don’t even think about laser removal!

Suicide Bomber Tattoo

Obviously this guy has no interest in boarding an airplane anytime soon. He is equipped to blow up at a moment’s notice, just in case he decides that his life no longer has meaning, which, clearly it does not.

Corndog Rider

So that busty little gal from the butter box got a craving for a corndog and decided to climb up the shaft. This little filly has got a devilish look in her eye that begs the question, “When will it finally be legal to marry a hotdog encased in corn batter?”

Technicolor Executive

Nice suit, nice smile. He looks like the guy who probably got hired for the job you didn’t get.

Invisible Shirt Tattoo

See through shirts never go out of style, and this guy is rocking that look. Fashionable polo style shirt features loose fitting, one-button comfort, and handy nipple pocket.

Alien Fascination

They’re back! This guy has got aliens on the brain, arms, back, butt and beyond. Can’t tell whether he’s coming from outer space or going back to the tattoo parlor for more body probing.
Here’s one more bizarre tattoo, just for good measure:

Eyes Wide Shut Tattoo

No need to stay awake on the job when you can nap with your eyes open, or are they shut?

In any case you can always have fun when you realize how creative people can in terms of artistic choices. You can always try playing some  fun games on the authors website to relieve your stress and have an enjoyable time . It’s creepy after seeing all those bizzare tattoos ain’t it?

11 Funny Tombstones

12 Weirdest iPhone Apps

8 Weirdest Restaurants in the World

If you want to spice up your dining experience, here are some suggestions for places you can dine on:

1. Cannibalistic Restaurant in Japan (Nyotaimori)

As the literal meaning of the name suggests (female body plate), you’ll be dining on a dead woman’s body. Well, obviously this one’s edible and synthetic. It’s like eating on an operating room as their tables and chairs are designed like operating room tables. This restaurant is appropriate for people who actually want to experience what it is like to operate like surgeons. But this one’s not for the weak hearted.

2.  Toilet Restaurant in Taiwan (Marton Theme Restaurant)

When one enters the restaurant, the last thing that they’ll be thinking about is to eat. But ever since it opened, it has already become a major attraction in

5 Odd Traditions from Around the World

It’s funny how many strange cultural traditions revolve around death and dying.  Although the world is full of very odd traditions concerning, for example, rites of passage (ritual scarring, super sweet sixteen parties, and so on), marriage (a lasso to bind the couple together?), childbirth (smoking cigars to mark the occasion), and any number of other life events, it is the traditions centered on the afterlife that tend to come across as bizarre and sometimes unspeakable to other cultures and later civilizations.  Here are just a few odd traditions that might have you shaking your head in disbelief.

1. Sati.  Anyone who is familiar with traditional Norse funerals will likely recognize Sati, the Hindu custom by which a widow throws herself atop her husband’s funeral pyre, effectively committing suicide.  The difference is that the woman is not a virgin (probably) and the act is voluntary (the Norse tradition involves a virginal adolescent getting strapped to a flaming barge to accompany the dead man to the afterlife).  The act of Sati has been attributed to the fact that a woman’s life was virtually over when her husband died, although there is much to suggest that social pressure played a role.
   

10 Of The Weirdest Global Food Festivals

As a planet we are totally obsessed with food. Whether we have we have more than enough or are on the brink of starvation. You only have to look at how many people are obese in the US and in the UK to see that we constantly crave food!
So it’s no surprise that all over the globe food festivals are held, even in the poorer areas where food is scarce. Their are loads of different foods available to taste at these festivals. Everything from apples to seafood and tomatoes to unusual meat products.

Food is now powering our cars as well as us! This electric car runs on chocolate and vegetable oil!
With so many food lovbers around the globe there are naturally thousands of foodie occasions held every year. So how do you find the best ones? I personally think we should be searching out some of the weirder food festivals that are a bit out of the norm! The kinds of ones where people throw fruit in competitions, eat bugs and have you discovering foods and combinations you never knew existed!
So here are some of the Weirdest Global Food festivals you could find yourself at in the future…

Lobster Festival, Maine

9 Funny McDonald’s Commercials

And then the fight started…

 

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

Daughter’s letter

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

10 Cool and Unusual Knife Holders

In the kitchen, there’s nothing more boring than the knife holder. It’s usually a simple wooden block or a tray tucked away in a drawer. However, these designers dared to be unique, many with hilarious results.
1. The Head Knife Block

Have you always admired the work of Hannibal Lector and wanted to try piercing someone’s skull to eat his or her brains? Well, now your morbid curiosity can be quelled with this wooden knife block. Hand-carved in the shape of a human head, you can happy store your knives in the head of this dummy.
2. Fanned Wooden Block

This is actually a pretty unique storage block because it offers each knife its own storage block. Flaunt your knives as you would a wad of bills or a collection of aces.
3. Bullseye Knife Holder

Make your friends think you’re an expert knife thrower by having this cool thing in your kitchen. However, you might not want to try throwing your knives at this target to see if they make it in the holder.
4. Cow Knife Holder

From the makers of the Bullseye Knife Holder comes this knife block that doesn’t beat around the bush. You’re probably going to be using the knives to cut a lot of beef, so there’s no better way to store them than in the back of a cow. As an added bonus, it also teaches the various cuts.
5. The Ex Knife Set

If you’ve ever been jilted by a former lover and want to seek a constructive outlet for your hatred, pick up this Ex Knife Holder. Get the satisfaction of stabbing your knives through poor figure whose face will be very clear in your mind.
6. Glowing Knife Block

Launch your kitchen into the 21^st century with this futuristic knife block that glows in the dark. It also changes the intensity of the light depending on how many knives are in the block because it detects the weight of the knives. For being such a cool knife block, it’s surprising that a mere three knives fit. Does the modern kitchen need any more things to plug in?
7. Floating Knife Holder

Give the illusion that your knives are magically hovering between two metal rods with this holder. The knives are really enclosed in a translucent cover, so they aren’t exposed to the elements.
8. Croucher Knife Holder

A new twist on the old assistant in a box magician trick, this knife block features a tiny man cowering in fear as knives protrude through the ceiling and dangling dangerously over his head.
9. The Cat

You can interpret this knife block in two ways. You can see it as a way to express your disdain for cats by constantly sticking a knife in its back or see it as a way to express your love of cats with yet another feline decoration.
10. Throwzini Knife Block

The Throwzini Knife Block takes the throwing knife bullseye to the next level by adding a human figure to up the ante. The block also rotates to fully simulate those old-fashioned spinning targets.