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Border Agent Put His Wife on Terrorist List

 Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home
 
An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.
He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.
As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.
The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
The incident is likely to raise new questions over levels of efficiency in the UK Border Agency, the organisation formed nearly three years ago by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith

12 Stupid Celebrity Quotes

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”

“What’s Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?”
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me”
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
”If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”