Impossible Motion – Awesome illusion

The image you see is of the winner of the 2010 Best Visual Illusion of the Year Contest. Called “Impossible Motion: Magnet-like Slopes.

Next Generation’s Alphabet

This is how the next Generation’s gonna learn the Alphabet:
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chatting,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- Hotmail,
I- I-Pod,
J-Java,
K-Kingston,
L-Laptop,
M-Message,
N-Nokia,
O-Outlook,
P-Print,
Q-Quick Time,
R-RAM,
S-Server,
T-Touch Screen,
U-USB,
V-Vista,
W-Wi-fi,
X-XP,
Y-YouTube,
Z-Zedge.net

Thank God, A is Still Apple  

Crazy Buttons :D

wooohh crzzzzyyy!!!

This is funniest code. 

This code start rotating webpage buttons/input field.

View Passwords Behind Asterisk

To view saved passwords behind asterisk, just open the web 

page having the password.

After opening the web page  

paste the JavaScript code given below in the address bar and hit enter.That’s it. 

coffee, not the cups

just saw this in facebook. tot i will share. don't know the origin.

life is like a cup of coffee - author unknown

a group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. conversations soon turn into complaints about stress in work and life. offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal - some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite.

he told his guests to help themselves to the coffee. after everyone had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said

"if you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups have been taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. while it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of all your problems and stress.

be assured that the cups add no quality to the coffee. in most cases, it is just more expensive, and in some cases, even hides what we drink. what all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup. but you consciously went for the best cups... and then you begin eyeing each other's cups to see who had the best one.

now consider this... life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. they are just tools to hold and contain life. and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. sometimes, but concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee.

savor the coffee, not the cups!

the happiest people don't have the best of everything. they just make the best of everything".

- live simply (how ar??) -

- speak kindly -

- care deeply -

- love generously -

Source: my frend :)

500 reasons why i love you.

 

1. I love the way you keep your cool whenever I do stupid things.

2. I love the fact that I've met you during the craziest time of my life and you changed it all in just a mili-second.

3. You're so adorable.

4. I haven't met your mom but I know we'd get along JUST FINE

Dog who saved owner on 9/11 named American Hero Dog

Roselle the guide dog navigated 1,463 steps after plane crashed into tower 

 

Guide dog Roselle, clearly unphased by all the attention at a 2002 awards ceremony, was posthumously named American Hero Dog by the American Humane Association.

Computer sales manager Michael Hingson was at his desk on the 78th floor of the World Trade Center’s north tower on the morning of 9/11 when American Airlines Flight 11 crashed into the other side of the building, 18 floors above. And he lived to tell the tale because of his guide dog, Roselle. 

The yellow lab calmly guided her blind charge 1,463 steps out of the building and, as debris fell and dust billowed, found a subway station and led them both underground to safety. 

Roselle died in June at the age 13, but her heroism lives on. At a star-studded red carpet event in L.A. Saturday night the yellow lab was was honored as the American Hero Dog of the Year.

"She saved my life," Hingson wrote on the American Humane Association's site. More than 400,000 people cast votes for Roselle and 7 other finalists. But it was Hingson's moving description of her actions on 9/11 that helped her take the top dog honor.

Just as they got out of the building on 9/11, the south tower collapsed. "While everyone ran in panic, Roselle remained totally focused on her job," Hingson wrote. "While debris fell around us, and even hit us, Roselle stayed calm."

Hingson, the seven other finalists and their handlers were flown to Los Angeles to attend the ceremony at the Beverly Hills Hilton where they were joined by another four-legged celebrity, RIN TIN TIN Smith, a twelfth-in-line descendant of the original RIN TIN TIN. These four-legged celebrities were joined by a raft of two-legged ones including celebrity judges Betty White, Whoopi Goldberg, Kristin Chenoweth, Mark Hamill, Jillian Michaels, Susan Orlean (author of the new book, “RIN TIN TIN: The Life and the Legend”), TODAY's Jill Rappaport and Top Chef Fabio Viviani.

“Every day, across America, dogs protect, comfort, and give their unconditional friendship and affection to the ill, the infirm, the wounded veteran, and the frightened child,” Robin Ganzert, President and CEO of the American Humane Association, said of the awards. “It was time to recognize the contributions of man’s best friends and celebrate the heroic feats they have performed for us every day."

ONE BEDROOM FLAT... WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER..

ONE BEDROOM FLAT...
WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER..



A
Bitter Reality

... As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in
Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the
land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it
was as if a dream had come true.

rare talents - Book Paintings

Why I Fired My Secretary

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch… Naked.

12 Stupid Celebrity Quotes

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”

“What’s Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?”
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me”
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
”If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

9 Bizarre Tattoos

Practically everyone has a tattoo these days, and some of them can be pretty peculiar. In fact, there are hundreds of tats that are just downright weird. It’s hard to imagine what was on the minds of the people who got these bizarre tattoos:
Living Skeleton Tattoo

In a nod to the inevitable, this bonehead has decided if you can’t beat death, you might as well join it. His body looks like a skeleton, he has spider webs in his ears, and his brain is exposed. What a trendsetter!

Drew Has Bowling

Just in case Drew might forget about bowling on Thursday, now he has a reminder with him everywhere he goes, even to the grave.


Ugly Face Tattoo

As if this guy wasn’t ugly enough, he had to go and make it worse with a face full of magic marker doodles. The outdated glasses, checkered shirt and nose ring add a scintillating touch of porcine style to his tattoos.

Tongue Tattoo

Can this be for real? The tattoo is hellish enough on its own, but the thought of what this bimbo went through to have it permanently engraved inside her mouth is too sick. Don’t even think about laser removal!

Suicide Bomber Tattoo

Obviously this guy has no interest in boarding an airplane anytime soon. He is equipped to blow up at a moment’s notice, just in case he decides that his life no longer has meaning, which, clearly it does not.

Corndog Rider

So that busty little gal from the butter box got a craving for a corndog and decided to climb up the shaft. This little filly has got a devilish look in her eye that begs the question, “When will it finally be legal to marry a hotdog encased in corn batter?”

Technicolor Executive

Nice suit, nice smile. He looks like the guy who probably got hired for the job you didn’t get.

Invisible Shirt Tattoo

See through shirts never go out of style, and this guy is rocking that look. Fashionable polo style shirt features loose fitting, one-button comfort, and handy nipple pocket.

Alien Fascination

They’re back! This guy has got aliens on the brain, arms, back, butt and beyond. Can’t tell whether he’s coming from outer space or going back to the tattoo parlor for more body probing.
Here’s one more bizarre tattoo, just for good measure:

Eyes Wide Shut Tattoo

No need to stay awake on the job when you can nap with your eyes open, or are they shut?

In any case you can always have fun when you realize how creative people can in terms of artistic choices. You can always try playing some  fun games on the authors website to relieve your stress and have an enjoyable time . It’s creepy after seeing all those bizzare tattoos ain’t it?

And then the fight started…

 

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
******************************************
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

Daughter’s letter

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

10 Cool and Unusual Knife Holders

In the kitchen, there’s nothing more boring than the knife holder. It’s usually a simple wooden block or a tray tucked away in a drawer. However, these designers dared to be unique, many with hilarious results.
1. The Head Knife Block

Have you always admired the work of Hannibal Lector and wanted to try piercing someone’s skull to eat his or her brains? Well, now your morbid curiosity can be quelled with this wooden knife block. Hand-carved in the shape of a human head, you can happy store your knives in the head of this dummy.
2. Fanned Wooden Block

This is actually a pretty unique storage block because it offers each knife its own storage block. Flaunt your knives as you would a wad of bills or a collection of aces.
3. Bullseye Knife Holder

Make your friends think you’re an expert knife thrower by having this cool thing in your kitchen. However, you might not want to try throwing your knives at this target to see if they make it in the holder.
4. Cow Knife Holder

From the makers of the Bullseye Knife Holder comes this knife block that doesn’t beat around the bush. You’re probably going to be using the knives to cut a lot of beef, so there’s no better way to store them than in the back of a cow. As an added bonus, it also teaches the various cuts.
5. The Ex Knife Set

If you’ve ever been jilted by a former lover and want to seek a constructive outlet for your hatred, pick up this Ex Knife Holder. Get the satisfaction of stabbing your knives through poor figure whose face will be very clear in your mind.
6. Glowing Knife Block

Launch your kitchen into the 21^st century with this futuristic knife block that glows in the dark. It also changes the intensity of the light depending on how many knives are in the block because it detects the weight of the knives. For being such a cool knife block, it’s surprising that a mere three knives fit. Does the modern kitchen need any more things to plug in?
7. Floating Knife Holder

Give the illusion that your knives are magically hovering between two metal rods with this holder. The knives are really enclosed in a translucent cover, so they aren’t exposed to the elements.
8. Croucher Knife Holder

A new twist on the old assistant in a box magician trick, this knife block features a tiny man cowering in fear as knives protrude through the ceiling and dangling dangerously over his head.
9. The Cat

You can interpret this knife block in two ways. You can see it as a way to express your disdain for cats by constantly sticking a knife in its back or see it as a way to express your love of cats with yet another feline decoration.
10. Throwzini Knife Block

The Throwzini Knife Block takes the throwing knife bullseye to the next level by adding a human figure to up the ante. The block also rotates to fully simulate those old-fashioned spinning targets.

5 Things to do Before you Die

Don’t live a life of regret, live a life of excitement. Whatever your age, there’s bound to be a long, old bucket list of things you want to tick off before the grim reaper comes knocking. These days it’s easier than ever to try your hand at something you thought you could never do, whether it’s the adrenalin rush of jumping from a plane, the thrill of getting behind the controls of a high speed machine or the excitement of doing something just downright dangerous, your dreams are within reach. Here’s some things to get you started:

Jump out of a plane

Safely, of course, with a parachute. Skydiving has plummeted (bad pun intended) in price in recent years meaning you don’t even have to hop on a charity fundraising bandwagon to afford it. You can raise money for a good cause at the same time of course, or you can just do it for the hell of it. After heading thousands of feet up in the air, the aeroplane doors open and you leap out, usually strapped to an instructor if it’s your first go, before freefalling at speeds of up to 120 mph in what is truly one of the most exhilarating experience days you can ever have.

Swim with sharks